let's murder some minutes.
This is how sad I am. Not
sad sad, I mean,
how sad. Not
upset sad. I mean sad. Get it? Haha I don't even get it..
Ok, I am not
upset sad, I'm sad... ok, maybe I should stop. I'm confusing myself.
I thought, considering it is Sunday, and weekends are not (in my brain) classified as holidays, so, technically (in my world), holidays start tomorrow. :) And, err, I'd start holiday studying tomorrow, and just relax today..
Since I had nothing to do, and not to mention today is Sunday - there are no good tv shows on, and to prove just how sad ( not upset sad ;) ) I am, I randomly google
"how to kill time". See how sad I am?
After clicking on random results, I decide to compile my own list.
TIRAMISU MOUSE'S TOP TEN WAYS TO MURDER TIME
1 - Blog on how you murdered time.
2 - Read MLIA, or other sites like FML etc.
3 - Click on a like on Facebook, and spend the next hour liking other likes.
4 - Google How to Kill Time.
5 - Go on a flat escalator, and run the other way - So it seems like you are running on the spot.
6 - Go to sleep.
The below ways to murder time also benefit other people, helping them murder time. :) Hence, you are being a friendly citizen.
7 - During rush hour (peak traffic hour), dress up in a road worker's costume, and hold up a stop/slow sign on a busy road. This helps the people in cars rushing off to work murder time. :) This can also be achieved by stopping your car on the busy road, pretending that it has broken down.
8 - Go into a shoe shop, and try on a million pairs of shoes, then say, "I'll have a think about it." This helps the Shop Assistants murder time.
9 - Go up and down the lift in the shopping centre, and before you leave, press all the buttons, so that other people in the lift can also murder time. ;)
10 - When your teacher explains something that takes long explanation, dutifully raise your hand and tell him/her that you do not understand, and ask to repeat what he/she had just said. This is being a good student, helping your teacher murder time.
So, you like my Top Ten Ways of Murdering Time?
OHHH! Just to add to my above list
11 - Write your own 10 ways to Murder Time.
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